The Breast of Humanity

I got on the computer not forty five minutes ago full of wonderful journalistic views on the volume of excess mucus in my head and now they have just evaporated. Not the snot mind you, but my colorful descriptions of said snot. Another empty box of tissues. That makes three boxes of tissue used up in three days. Right now the only way that I can keep my right eye-ball from popping out from all of the mucal build-up behind it is by physically holding it in with one hand. There is a pain inside of one of my nostrils that feels like I am having the lining scraped out with a Q-tip with no cotton on it. And the area in the back of your throat where your nose leads to feels like it is torn or something. Most likely from sheer volume of traffic.

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posted by Jedi Master Deba Sing @ 1:48 PM 1 comments