The Breast of Humanity

Since I haven't really done an updates sort of post lately...

Since I haven't really done an updates sort of post lately...

The little X-man can now do all of these things:

• Say "poop" in sign language (obviously the most important sign).
• Say more, all done, dog, hot, cold, banana, cracker, raisin, peaches, juice, water, milk, "I love you", please, thank you, and Grandma all in sign. (I know there are more, but I can't remember them. A good mom, yeah right.)
• Say mama, dada, buddy (one of the dogs, which actually comes out more like bud-dah), papa (my father) and boo-boo with his MOUTH!!! Real words, coming out of my boy, oh I am so proud (except for when he won't stop saying mama... mama... mama... mama. Yeah, see, it gets annoying.)
• Push a chair over to the sink to wash his hands, and climb up onto the chair without any help.
• Open doors (not a good thing, but a milestone none the less).
• Climb up onto my bed without any help.
• Program the timer on the cd player so that it starts playing music at about four p.m. (still don't know how he did that).
• Wave bye-bye when I flush his poop.
• Points to his diaper whenever he pees or poops.
• When he lays in bed with us, he pulls the sheets up to his arpits and dramatically flings his arms onto the sheet.
• Chases birds (not to get them to leave the yard, but sneakily in a way that eerily reminds me of the book Incident at Hawk's Hill).
• Goes to time out on command.
• Knocks on closed doors (which is pretty much every door in the house), but we have to remind him that he can't open the door immediately after knocking.
• When you tell him it is time for a bath, he instantly tries to tear off his shirt, and then he grunts alot and gets frustrated and starts whining because he can't get it off.
• He knows he needs socks before he can put on shoes.
• He knows the difference between his shoes and his sandals.
• He knows the difference between my shoes and RC's shoes.
• He knows how to turn on the TV and the stereo.
• He knows he is in trouble when he does above items, because he runs.
• He knows how to play cute when he is doing something he isn't supposed to be doing.
• He points at his boogers when I blow his nose and says (in a very long drawn out fashion) "Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww".
• He points at people when they fart and makes a really surprised look that says "You weren't supposed to do that".
• He points at his diaper when he farts and makes a really surprised look that says... you get the point..
• But most importantly of all, he has finally learned to sit down in the bathtub!!!!

posted by Jedi Master Deba Sing @ 4:35 PM 0 comments